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Fashion, flashing lights, electronica and YSL lipstick; If those things seem even slightly amusing, then you'll probably be entertained by my musings. From indie bands, and trends, to new, cutting-edge labels, I try and keep you up to date with all of the hip happenings that I hear about on my site, FaÃ§ade. Here, you get my rants and the occasional recap of my day. Boring? Never. Fashionable? Always. Witty? Of course! Prepared to be amused. Oh, and shoot me a line with anything cool in the fields of art, music, photography and fashion that you come up with. Maybe I'll feature it on FaÃ§ade!

Tagline: "Insert Cliché here."

Favorite Bands: Diplo, The Twelves, Theophilus London, Prince, Justice, M.I.A., Sia, Hot Chip, Jackson Swinton, Chromeo, Uffie (of course), Feist, A Tribe Called Quest, Common, Mos Def

Favorite Films: The Virgin Suicides, Hard Candy, Clueless

Favorite Artists: Keith Haring, Banksy, Richard Prince

Heroes: Marc Jacobs, Jeremy Scott, Keith Haring

I Want to Party With: gorgeous, underage hipsters, with ridiculously long legs...

Body Type: slender

I Am Here For: networking

Sexual Orientation: straight

Relationship Status: single

Religion: christian_other

Into: sleeping, boys, magazines, and candy

Occupation: Freelance Journalist

Makes Me Happy: Stephen Colbert, irony, sarcasm, the laughter of (cute) children, pretty people, wit, things that make me happy (obviously)

Makes Me Sad: Barack Obama, politicians in general, the common lummox, the fact that most people don't know what a lummox is...

Current Crush: some random, adorable, almost famous kid...

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February 21, 2008 6:04 PM (go back to main view)

"All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom..."

Apparently, certain things make me giggle. I am realizing now that tongue-in-cheek double entendre, or veiled drug references in songs make me surprisingly (and inexplicably happy.) Well, if you haven't heard the new N.E.R.D. track, yet, I'd suggest you do so. Its much better than Flo Rida (who, is also inexplicably, holding the #1 spot on the Billboard charts.) I've surmised that music is dead. Oh well, f*** major record labels. All they do is spew out mass produced crap for mass consumption that the lemmings of our society will happily cosign on. Will I? Never!

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Posted by screenplay... on April 10, 2008 11:01 AM

I have installed a pun-restrainer in my mind. Half the things people say, I have a (generally stupid) word-play response. I guess it's an occupational hazard of writing for a living. So I experience the same thing when I listen to music, watch movies, read food labels...

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Posted by 1-800-STRE... on March 10, 2008 6:08 PM

lol....still you hear the timberland "stuck in the elevator"....lol

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